so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
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