He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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