What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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