Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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