that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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