This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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