i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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