the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
