My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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