I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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