is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
ok first of all what the fuck
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