Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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