i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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