My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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