I wanna passion pit in your ass
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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