let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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