I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
COCAINE IS GR8
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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