i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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