This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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