sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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