I wish i was in the wii world.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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