...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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