did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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