her vagine was all disorganized.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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