What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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