soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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