from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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