It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
don't judge my taste in strippers
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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