goodnight i made you a song goodbye
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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