Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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