yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
How naked do you want me to be?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
