4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Let's paint friendship bongs
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Randomize
