4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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