How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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