Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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