For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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