Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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