STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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