I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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