WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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