So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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