So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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