i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Michael Bay diarrhea
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
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