where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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