Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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