What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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