Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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