She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Non-Jews are for practice
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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