i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Everything about him screamed your future.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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