Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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