maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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