And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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