careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
There was a lot of him and a little penis
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
