I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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