i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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