Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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