im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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